THE NEW ME

Woke up this beautiful morning feeling a whole new sense of aura about my person you know something different from what I have felt this past few years.  Is the fact that things are now going smoothly for me than they were in the past years or is the fact that am in love with a beautiful woman oooooppppssss I just let the cat out of the bag ohhhhhh this is not normal am feeling a bit off and odd might have being the Chinese last night ohhhhhh yes the Chinese!!!!.  Well wouldn't blame myself you should have seen the way I reacted when my friend Kindle told me we should do Chinese felt like a babe was asking me out on a date but this time a Chinese date awkward isn't it? Well we went to this prestigious restaurant on the island ends with a bird tho not telling you.  And we sat to order one now bring the menu was Confused for about 15mins not knowing where to start from first was angry that am on a date with a guy;did I just say date well that's what it felt like and how you bringing down to a Chinese Restaurant an African man like me where I should be swallowing some good poundo yam and egusi from mama nkechi  restaurant.  Well finally ordered rice cakes and calamari sauce okay and a bottle of wine niceeee@the wine don't get any wrong ideas...  Now the food is here after like 20mins,  dome eating and it doesn't feel like I just ate anything the should worth the amount we just paid. You know what baffled me is that through out we ate we didn't say any word to each other now am about to poop ohhhhhh my god never doing Chinese again see you later while I  communicate with the white God's